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Попав в больницу , Моня сразу же получил кличку " Сомалийский пират "
- Изя, шо ви таки будете делать, если к вам придут воры и будут искать деньги?
- Абрам, я вас умоляю... Я буду смеяться и искать вместе с ними...
- Тетя Соня , а шо это Вы своего собаку назвали Подлец ?
- Ой Яшенька , таки я получаю столько удовольствия , когда на улице крикнешь ему - Подлееец , и все мужики начинают оборачиваться !
Мущщщинаааааа... а Ви шо, летчик?
- Нет....
- А почему Ви тогда мимо такой красоты, как я, пролетели?
- Соня, завтра у тебя свадьба и запомни главное правило семейной жизни - муж должен выходить из дома с полным желудком и пустыми яйцами.
Сара общается с родной сестрой, описывает свои боли в ногах, тут выясняется, что ее сестра Циля сейчас испытывает такие же. Рядом сидит муж Цили и выдает: — Вся партия бракованная!
Одесская коммуналка:
– Софочка, вчера из вашей комнаты доносились такие странные звуки…
– Да, это был ноктюрн Шопена.
– Да уж, звучал Шопен, а вышел таки Додик!
- Изя, сыночка, послушай сюда свою маму: избегай плохих компаний. Там и зарплата маленькая и начальник - идиёт.
— Фира, почему ваш муж ничего не предпринимает, чтобы излечиться от глухоты?
— Он ждет, пока дети закончат музыкальную школу.
Пришла Сара за мясом на рынок А ей предлагают рыбу. Говорят, шо в ней много фосфора. Сарочка в ответ: — Мине Моню кормить, И я хочу, чтобы он у него стоял, а не светился.
Попав в больницу , Моня сразу же получил кличку " Сомалийский пират " , потому , шо спер чужое " судно "
воскресенье, 27 декабря 2015 г.
Trump’s Call for a Ban
Trump’s proposal to ban the entry
into US of Muslims is no more racist than similar established policies which
raised no outcry by US or anyone else. (Published originally in jewishpress.com.)
With the country, and now, slowly parts of the rest of the
world, in a state of outrage over presidential candidate Donald
Trump’s controversial statement to cut off immigration and visits by foreign
Muslims to the U.S., it is worth noting that Trump is not the first major
figure to suggest that a certain class of humans be barred from entry into a
country.
Of the following examples, however, there are two
significant differences between Trump’s call and that of all the others. See if
you can come up with the two differences by the end of this article.
First, what did Trump actually call for? Did he, as some
claim, call for all Muslim Americans to leave? No. What he did call for was a
halt to Muslim immigration and tourists into the U.S.
“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete
shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s
representatives can figure out what is going on,” a campaign press release
said.
The ban Trump is seeking is based on what he called “the
hatred [which] is beyond comprehension.” It is his view that his proposed ban
should remain in place “until our country’s representatives can figure out what
is going on.”
Trump called for the ban on Muslim entry into the U.S. in
the wake of the terrorist attack in San Bernardino last week by two previously
unknown radicalized Muslims who entered the U.S., Syed Farook and his wife,
Nashfeen Malik. While few Americans ever met Malik, Farook was accepted as a
“normal,” “average American,” and the two were understood to be “living the
American dream,” until the moment they began blasting Farook’s co-workers and
associates to death in a bloody rampage which claimed the lives of 14 and
injured many more on Dec. 2, 2105.
Trump made what has become known as his “No Muslim” speech
on Dec. 7, first in a written statement, which was followed up by a press
conference, a video of which is at the end of this article.
Reaction to
Trump’s Call for a Ban
Trump has been excoriated – or at least held at a distance
with disgust – by leadership in the Democratic and Republican parties, by
worldwide media, by colleagues and competitors. An aide to U.S.
President Obama suggested Trump is “not qualified” to run for president.
He has been attacked by Americans, by a Nobel Prize winner (Egypt’s El
Baradei), by hundreds of thousands of Brits, and even by Israelis.
As reported earlier in the Jewish Press, several Opposition Knesset Members and at least one
coalition MK signed a letter demanding that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
cancel a scheduled Dec. 28 meeting with Donald Trump during the Republican
presidential candidate’s planned visit. Zionist Union MK Omer Bar Lev called
Trump a racist, and Arab Member of Knesset Ahmed
Tibi called the presidential contender a Nazi.
Another Arab MK who is a member of the Meretz party, Esawi
Frej, said “Trump is not just a racist; he is a man who poses a threat to the
free world. A man who through racist incitement tries to gain the post of US
president. A man whose presence in the public sphere is based on racism.”
Precedent Set
in the US
Daniel Greenfield immediately recalled and posted an
article in FrontPage, reminding Americans that then-President Jimmy Carter,
during the Iranian Hostage crisis, banned the entry of Iranians into the United
States. On April 7, 1980, Carter announced U.S. sanctions against Iran, which
included the invalidation of all visas issued to Iranian citizens for
future entry into the United States, effective today. We will not reissue
visas, nor will we issue new visas, except for compelling and proven
humanitarian reasons or where the national interest of our own country
requires. This directive will be interpreted very strictly.
Imagine that. Arguably one of the most liberal U.S.
presidents ever issued a blanket ban on an entire class of people, because some
of them had brutalized Americans.
And guess what? There was no huge outcry over Carter’s ban.
No demands that Carter be banned from entry into, say, Britain. Nor did any
subsequent American administration ever issue a censure deeming Carter having
been unworthy of holding the office of President of the United States,
something that the Obama administration has said about Trump because of his
proposed ban.
So, there is a fairly recent precedent for banning an entire
class of people in the United States.
16 Countries
Ban Israelis
Greenfield isn’t the only one on the ball, and America isn’t
the only place where national/religious bans are accepted without much
pushback, let alone hysteria.
Yair Rosenberg, an American journalist, pointed out on
Twitter what should already be an obvious fact, and one for which there has
been little public criticism, at least none that has risen to the level of
eliciting the ire of major political parties, religious groups or public figures.
Rosenberg pointed out that there are currently 16 countries in
the world which completely ban the entry of Israelis. No one is permitted to
enter the following nations with an Israeli passport: Algeria, Bangladesh,
Brunei, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Lebanon, Libya, Malaysia, Oman, Pakistan, Saudi
Arabia, Sudan, Syria, the United Arab Emirates and Yemen.
Please, choke back any response that consists of something
along the lines of: “well, those are Arab or Muslim countries, we expect more
of a U.S. presidential candidate.” Anyone who considers acceptable because “to
be expected” the blanket banning of Israelis by any nation, yet is outraged to
action by The Donald must be prepared to be called a hypocrite.
And just to point out the extent of the mass
hypocrisy regarding national or religious entry
bans Rosenberg also pointed out that five of these 16 Arab/Muslim
nations which bar Israelis from entering are currently “members of
the United Nations Human Rights Council. No Punchline.” *Drop mic.*
Palestinian
Authority Categorically Rejects Jews
But there is yet another, even more straightforward way to
reveal the hypocrisy of those hysterically denouncing Trump’s suggestion of a
temporary ban on Muslim entry into the United States.
This is the already declared position of Mahmoud Abbas, the
acting president of the Palestinian Authority, who has unequivocally announced
that there will be no Jews – not one, not ever – in the nation he hopes will
arise: Palestine.
The precondition of a Judenrein nation has never been
rejected as racist, xenophobic, undemocratic, discriminatory or anything else
at all either by this American administration which has struggled for the past
seven years to help birth Palestine, nor any previous ones. Nor has any other
nation or national leader or self-declared human rights activist, civil rights
activist or other do-gooders challenged that precondition to statehood.
‘Hypocrisy and
Double Standards’
This point was made first by Kay Wilson, a resident of
Israel. Wilson tweeted early Wednesday morning, in response to the Trump brouhaha,
that she hoped the next will be “when the whole world” is “outraged by Abbas”
who has said there will be “no Jews in Palestine.”
Wilson is particularly attuned to the hatefulness and
incitement of the Palestinian Authority. In late 2010, she and a friend were
stabbed repeatedly and left to die by two Palestinian
Arabs who tried to murder them both, just because it was assumed
they were Jews. As it turned out, Wilson’s friend, Kristine Luken, who died
from the assault, was a Christian. Wilson was stabbed with a machete 13 times.
She was stabbed with such ferocity, that 30 of Wilson’s bones were
shattered in the attack.
When asked by the JewishPress.com why she was claiming the Trump detractors were being
hypocritical, Wilson, who, despite her trauma is a funny and loving person,
laid out her response.
Wilson said that Jews being upset by Trump’s statement was
not particularly surprising because “speaking up for our neighbour is both a
calling and a conviction – born out of our task as Jews – to be ‘our brothers
keeper.’”
What outraged Wilson, however, was what she described as
planted “amongst this ruckus of goodwill” was “a concoction of hypocrisy and
double standards of the international community towards the Jewish people.”
Nobody Speaks
Out Against ‘Jew-Free’ State
This is because although the PA’s Abbas has always made it
clear, openly and repeatedly, that any future Palestinian state will
be “Jew-free.”
From the time Abbas took over as leader of the Palestinian
Authority, Wilson pointed out, “he made it clear that ANY future state under
his jurisdiction will be “Jew-free.” But, she bemoans, “there has not been one
politician, one spokesman, one foreign dignitary or one non-Jewish community
that has EVER had the courage, the moral fortitude or just the plain common
decency to speak out.
“There have been no op-eds, 24/7 news coverage, street
protests or even tweets about this form of racism. And there have never been
any public protests from the Muslim community to ‘be my brothers keeper,’” said
Wilson.
So what are the two differences between Trump’s ban and all
the others? The first is obvious, the lack of outrage. The utter lack of
concern by the entire world that Israelis are barred from entry into
other countries simply because they are from the only Jewish State in the
world. The other? Trump is a businessman, he is not in any position of power,
at least not yet. The other bans were all made by people who were or are in
positions of leadership, equipped to, or already enforcing such a ban.
Posts are contributed by third parties. The
opinions expressed are those of the authors and do not represent United with
Israel.
Lori Lowenthal Marcus is the U.S.
correspondent for The Jewish Press. A graduate of Harvard Law School, she
previously practiced First Amendment law and taught in Philadelphia-area
graduate and law schools. You can reach her by email: Lori@JewishPressOnline.com
суббота, 26 декабря 2015 г.
четверг, 24 декабря 2015 г.
> - Что такое идеальный > мужчина?
>
> - Может ли глупость явиться
> причиной развода?
> - Может, но чаще глупость является
> причиной женитьбы.
>
> - Это правда, что женщины живут дольше
> мужчин?
> - Не все. Только вдовы.
>
> - В чем разница между
> директором и мужем?
> - Директор знает своего
> заместителя, а муж - нет.
>
> - Что такое идеальный
> мужчина?
> - Это смесь вибратора с
> банкоматом.
>
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друзья на дороге не валяются. С моими бывает всякое ...
Доктор порекомендовал мне пить больше водки.
Вообще-то он сказал: "Поменьше вина!", но смысл тот же...
Подарки бывают двух видов: те, которые вам не нравятся,
и те, которые вы не получаете.
В кофейне сидит за столом человек - без смартфона, без ноутбука,просто пьёт кофе.
и те, которые вы не получаете.
В кофейне сидит за столом человек - без смартфона, без ноутбука,просто пьёт кофе.
Выглядит как психопат ...
Еврейский народ дал миру много великих людей.
Четверо особенно знамениты:
Моисей дал людям законы,
Еврейский народ дал миру много великих людей.
Четверо особенно знамениты:
Моисей дал людям законы,
Христос дал веру,
Маркс дал надежду,
а Эйнштейн показал язык.
Когда мы говорим, что ищем во Вселенной братьев по разуму -
мы себе так льстим.
Чтобы заполнить пустоту внутри себя, надо учиться и читать книги,
а не жрать и напиваться.
Последние опросы показывают, что политику президента поддерживают
100% россиян. И этот показатель будет расти!!
Говорят, друзья на дороге не валяются.
С моими бывает всякое ...
Захватывающий триллер "Год в сапогах".
Премьера в ближайшем военкомате.
Дорога в тысячу миль ... иногда кончается очень плохо ...
Удивительно, как по-разному звучит фраза "Голубушка, да вы начали следить за собой!",
сказанная косметологом и психиатром.
Чем ближе к кормушке, тем острее чувство локтя (под ребрами).
Быстрое и точное выполнение приказов иного начальства часто хуже саботажа.
Осторожно! Во дворе злая собака ведёт видеонаблюдение.
а Эйнштейн показал язык.
Когда мы говорим, что ищем во Вселенной братьев по разуму -
мы себе так льстим.
Чтобы заполнить пустоту внутри себя, надо учиться и читать книги,
а не жрать и напиваться.
Последние опросы показывают, что политику президента поддерживают
100% россиян. И этот показатель будет расти!!
Говорят, друзья на дороге не валяются.
С моими бывает всякое ...
Захватывающий триллер "Год в сапогах".
Премьера в ближайшем военкомате.
Дорога в тысячу миль ... иногда кончается очень плохо ...
Удивительно, как по-разному звучит фраза "Голубушка, да вы начали следить за собой!",
сказанная косметологом и психиатром.
Чем ближе к кормушке, тем острее чувство локтя (под ребрами).
Быстрое и точное выполнение приказов иного начальства часто хуже саботажа.
Осторожно! Во дворе злая собака ведёт видеонаблюдение.
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